[wmbondurant]

Life isn't always better being beautiful ; although , it sure does help .
If she would have been fat and ugly she might have been labled a ; well who knows? "The bitch deserved it " or short people got no reason to live" or " she didn't change her underwear very often " or " she was a junk food junky and deserved it " .

[rapeWhistle]

Originally Posted by PlinyTheYounger ↗

If I had it my way, I would want to be stuffed with explosives and vaporized.

Yeah, I don't want people handling my dead body.

Creeps me out to think about my body lying naked, face-up, mouth agape on a stainless steel slab being dissected like a frog and moved around by people I've never met - probably playing with my dick too.
I've always pictured myself being devoured by wildlife or driving somewhere remote with a can of gasoline, dousing the inside of the car, lighting it, then sticking a gun under my chin as the flames consume the whole thing and burn it all to a smoldering husk after I've put a sunroof in my skull.

[joak]

Originally Posted by rapeWhistle ↗

Yeah, I don't want people handling my dead body.

Creeps me out to think about my body lying naked, face-up, mouth agape on a stainless steel slab being dissected like a frog and moved around by people I've never met.

playing with your dick, flicking your lips, etc.

i know i won't actually give a fuck. but it's the thought that grosses me out.

[rapeWhistle]

Originally Posted by joak ↗

playing with your dick, flicking your lips, etc.

i know i won't actually give a fuck. but it's the thought that grosses me out.

I'm gonna specify in my will that I want two blondes with giant fake knockers and Dolly Parton hair to embalm me while Mötley fuckin' Crüe's greatest hits plays in the background.

If Phil Anselmo is still alive I'm gonna get like 'Make-a-Wish' or some shit to guilt him into standing outside the room guarding the door from queers and perverts...or any dudes trying to fuck with my corpse!

If they try to get in I want him to be all like,

"NOOOOOO WAAY, PUNK!!!"

[The Dude]

Originally Posted by BryanXavier ↗

Yoots.

Judge:Ah...yoots?

[tbone79]

I've been to a few open casket funerals. To me, it really helped me get through the grieving process. It's really difficult though. I was there when my grandmother died, and also my father. For them, since I was present while they passed, it made it more difficult and painful. I could only sit at my father's viewing for 10 minutes or so, before I began crying so hard I almost fainted.

The other funerals, viewing the deceased helped me to say the things I didn't get to say before they died. To each their own. I plan on cremation myself , but it's still expensive. I'd give Jim $50 and a keg to come down here and give me a Viking (64) funeral...

[Viking64]

Originally Posted by tbone79 ↗

I've been to a few open casket funerals. To me, it really helped me get through the grieving process. It's really difficult though. I was there when my grandmother died, and also my father. For them, since I was present while they passed, it made it more difficult and painful. I could only sit at my father's viewing for 10 minutes or so, before I began crying so hard I almost fainted.

The other funerals, viewing the deceased helped me to say the things I didn't get to say before they died. To each their own. I plan on cremation myself , but it's still expensive. I'd give Jim $50 and a keg to come down here and give me a Viking (64) funeral...

I'll do it for free. Hell, I'll even supply the boat.

[Morbid75]

Originally Posted by rapeWhistle ↗

Yeah, I don't want people handling my dead body.

Creeps me out to think about my body lying naked, face-up, mouth agape on a stainless steel slab being dissected like a frog and moved around by people I've never met - probably playing with my dick too.
I've always pictured myself being devoured by wildlife or driving somewhere remote with a can of gasoline, dousing the inside of the car, lighting it, then sticking a gun under my chin as the flames consume the whole thing and burn it all to a smoldering husk after I've put a sunroof in my skull.

I do not want that either unless I am totally rotted like a skeleton. I plan to be cremated. The thought of lying on a slab and having people handle my body is disturbing.

[tbone79]

Originally Posted by Viking64 ↗

I'll do it for free. Hell, I'll even supply the boat.

LOL

With my big ol ass, you'll probably need a tugboat

When I ride a motorcycle , I need 2 side cars , one for each cheek..

[rob666]

Where I live they sometimes have a "viewing" aka "wake", where the deceased is lying in their coffin...... The family is there, and it's open to visitors........ It's really weird to see this person you knew when they were alive lying dead with all these people around When I kick the bucket I think I'll skip that part.

I was doing work in a school once that had a mortuary course. It was kind of cool to see the tools of the trade, especially the stainless steel table with a drain on it