[gringo1965]

hahahahahahahahaaaaa

[CatBatMan]

Originally Posted by Brainplague ↗

I can't even begin to wrap my mind around the stench that results from letting that gas out...but as bad as that may be, it can't be worse than cat farts.

Methane itself has no discernible odor. For safety, the utility companies add that rotten egg smell so that if there is a leak we can readily detect it.

[Dream78]

Great balls of fire

[William May]

Originally Posted by LrlynJy ↗

i see one way to save cooking gas expenses... will that method be able to fire up 3 burners all at once?

got tons of irritating neighbors i want to putrefy...

I wonder how much gas one adult body can produce and how long will the production of gas usually lasts.

Now, THERE you go!!!
Actual constructive thinking!

Not like those nattering idiots trying to get everyone to use battery powered chain saws!

A VERY constructive use of representatives of the HOA!

And Jehovah's Witnesses.

And Solar salesmen. After all, they already have said they want to help out the environment!

Wonder if it would be possible to buy those Tiki Torches at Home Depot, and use the locals to fuel them up. Of course, dead bodies are not really that decorative, but you could cover them up with shrubberies! And jam the gas supply line up their butts! And if everyone is drunk at your party, probably only a few of them would even notice the decor. And if they DO call tomorrow and ask about it, you can just tell them "Wow, you must have been REALLY high!" and laugh it all off as a figment of their imagination.

[GregK1954]

I've heard of lighting farts, but this is crazy.

[wujuan]

Originally Posted by Brainplague ↗

I can't even begin to wrap my mind around the stench that results from letting that gas out...but as bad as that may be, it can't be worse than cat farts.

praise sweet jesus! kitty farts are the worse!