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03-02-2018, 06:55 PM
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Re: Carrying a Coffin Outside a Building Goes Wrong
That's when you look at the funeral director, take out the check you were going to pay him with, and smile nice and wide as you tear it up in front of him. And then you tell him that if he tries to take you to court, you'll break his legs and throw him into the next hole they dig.  |
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03-03-2018, 03:38 AM
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Re: Carrying a Coffin Outside a Building Goes Wrong
Couldn't they have been a little quicker putting him back in? And that classic scream like when this happens in the movies!
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03-05-2018, 02:35 AM
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Re: Carrying a Coffin Outside a Building Goes Wrong
Wonder if that get's them a discount on the burial, the dropping the dead guy discount.    |
