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03-15-2020, 06:15 AM
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PLAYGROUND WARFARE (Censored)
∆ GCSPI Gummy Child Survival Probability Index In this all new censored version of the original video sensation "Playground Warfare" all of the damaged children have been overlaid with far less offensive Gummy Bears. It has, thereby, been permitted to leave the confines of the Emerald City to play with all the others. But not to worry, whenever you see a Gummy Bear of interest to you just remember to take note of it's colour. After the video is done, or even right when you notice it (remember to pause), simply reference the Gummy Child Survival Probability Index above. Just match the colour or type of Gummy Bear you saw with one from the Index to find out what's beneath. FUN!!! Adjust your volume kids! |
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03-15-2020, 08:36 AM
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Re: PLAYGROUND WARFARE (Censored)
I just don’t care enough to donate anymore money to this site. |
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03-15-2020, 08:41 AM
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Re: PLAYGROUND WARFARE (Censored)
The video dammit! That's what's important.
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03-16-2020, 11:21 AM
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Re: PLAYGROUND WARFARE (Censored)
Actually it made more sense when he wrote it. I ended the description with "exactly what being too cheap to get a Green membership has really cost you" instead of "what's beneath". Us coloured folk have the added upsmanship of being able to change our posts in ways that can make our black detractors seem foolish, awkward, and/or full of various misdirected gorilla dusts. As far as what this is. It's a parallel between kid sized toys and grown up toys. Trying to suggest how absurd it is to use giant toys to end the lives of children who haven't even had a chance to play with the small ones yet. Those jets are effing rad too. Everyone should get to ride in one of those--that footage was the most fun I've had editing yet. Turning something so sweet into something that ensures others will never know any sweetness again is some shameful shit. All of it because some greasy blackmailed fuckhead, who knows more of loophole theft and lobbying than what is and what isn't a real threat, or about war in general, has judged some random guy driving through a populated neighbourhood as a super evil terrorist through the crosshairs of a drone camera from a smart phone on the other side of the planet. I have an ever growing hatred for drone operators, and even more for a term like "collateral damage". There hasn't been a person born yet, bad enough to justify killing any other person at random, never even mind a kid. Who knows what that kid could have done or known? Imagine if some teenaged shithead, afraid of the consequences they'd face for using their own judgment, fired a hellfire missile through baby Salvador Dali's bedroom window, or through Escher's or Beethoven's, etc. Or targeted the car pulled up behind unborn Kramer's* pregnant mom's car at an intersection. I'd be effing lost. *From Seinfeld |
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03-16-2020, 11:23 AM
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Re: PLAYGROUND WARFARE (Censored)
∆That's so long I forgot who I was writing it to.
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03-20-2020, 06:54 PM
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Re: PLAYGROUND WARFARE (Censored)
Suck my dick art32! I'll pork your sister with your great grandmother's skeletal fist. |
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03-21-2020, 07:44 AM
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Re: PLAYGROUND WARFARE (Censored)
WTF did I just watch? WTF did I just read? |
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03-22-2020, 12:32 AM
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Re: PLAYGROUND WARFARE (Censored)
I thought I was done with those pesky LSD flashbacks...
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