[Brynjar]

Originally Posted by rhubarb_king ↗

Imagine how fucking scary it is being forced to sit next to an open pit

That's the way Hitler did some of his work.

[rhubarb_king]

Dear ISIS, Speak English. Do you really think you're getting your point across with all this "humdilla halabu alah ackbar" shit? (don't worry, we get your point in the west, but we also all think you're a bunch of sand monkeys)

[lion]

Weak af

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by rhubarb_king ↗

Dear ISIS, Speak English. Do you really think you're getting your point across with all this "humdilla halabu alah ackbar" shit? (don't worry, we get your point in the west, but we also all think you're a bunch of sand monkeys)

Good point. English is the universal language. They would get a wider audience speaking English. But they are backward, inbred fucks and don't know anything about marketing...

[greyguitar]

Must be running out of cash. No Hilux with a 50 cal on the back filmed on GoPro. Just Honda 90's with a cheap shitty Chinese action cam.

[jkesil]

it's simple. our Western world jumped so far in technology, education, business that it has left a huge chunk of the humanity behind. make a brain excersise and imagine these folks at Harvard. I can imagine engineers, intellectuals among these boys. Their paths so intewoven with where they were born into is so obviously and possibly unfairly different than ours that to a certain degree I feel truly guilty and helpless.

[b1gpoppa]

Originally Posted by rhubarb_king ↗

Dear ISIS, Speak English. Do you really think you're getting your point across with all this "humdilla halabu alah ackbar" shit? (don't worry, we get your point in the west, but we also all think you're a bunch of sand monkeys)

Dear Rhubarb King,

I am/was the Literacy & Numeracy teacher, retained by ISIS, Al Shabaab, Tasty Kebab, Boko Haram, Boko 4 Loco etc etc.

I had a 12 month contract to teach the videographers English up to a standard where they could annotate these clips in a language which is easier to understand than the "humdilla halabu alah ackbar" (shit) used here - but unfortunately I was abducted at my first day on the job, and was forced to become an ISIS bride.

I was also beaten relentlessly each day, because I was unable to bear any of my ISIS husbands the much longed for "Cubs of the Caliphate" that they demanded.

After I pointed out that I was, in fact, a man, and could not carry a child for them - they beat me even harder and then sold me off to a man named Usama El Bakarat …. who turned out to be a camel herder with bad body odor and a dead milky looking eye (it's very creepy to look at).

As such I was unable to bring their English language skills up to par, and this video is the result. I hope you will forgive me Rhubarb King, but given the circumstances, I hope you understand.

Kind Regards

PS: can you ask my Embassy to come and rescue me - the milky eye thing really creeps me out ……..

[umakemeSICK]

Think the two in the grave got caught in a threesum with the other dude's GOAT!

[DangerDan]

so they no longer at sea trying to climb into ships to steal cargo ?

[overthere]