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09-26-2019, 08:14 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:96 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 16,772 Mentioned: 261 Post(s) Quoted: 8276 Post(s)
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Re: Isis Turns Man into a Southpaw
That isn't religion. There's hundreds of millions of religious people around the world, less than 1% of which go around cutting off heads and hands. It's more a society of men with tiny dicks. |
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09-26-2019, 11:51 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:404 Seeking Lotion for Basket Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,969 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 1858 Post(s)
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Re: Isis Turns Man into a Southpaw
I found this chapter in the Koran .... "and Allah arrived in the town square, in his pimp-a-licious '68 Cadillac coupe. The chrome was glinting and the duco was shining greater than any arabian jewel ever seen. And Allah alighted from the Caddy, resplendent in his 10 inch gators, attired in a lime green poorly tailored Zoot Suit and he declared ....... "I firstly want to thank all the men here for their campaign to have all women cover their faces with the Burqa - for truly are our women folk offending to thine eyes and equal in looks to a camel who has been huffing from a tin of paint thinners". "Next order of business - hear me well for I say to all assembled - Allah intends to hit the hashish pipe hard tonight, and get his kink on - so I require 3 thieves to come forward and surrender their right hands, so that my servants may use one to cup the balls, one to work the shaft, and one to go knuckle-deep in my poop-chute". And verily it came to pass, and Allah was able to later that night howl at the moon whilst deflowering his child bride.  |
