[VoodooViper]

"How Many Iraqi Soldiers Does It Take to Behead a Dead Isis?"

ALL of dem!

[L27]

Sharpen those blades guys!

[theblindguidedog]

None of them will be getting into the SAS any time soon.

[b1gpoppa]

I managed to decode some of what was being said ....

Akmed: "I told you !! did I not tell you ??? I told him to sharpen that knife before we left home ..... may Allah curse you for your incompetence".

Mohammed: "Curse me ?? CURSE ME ?? Fuck you Akmed - did I not tell you to stop using my knife to cut aluminum cans and old shoe soles in half - but NOOOOO, you insisted to me, that you needed to make a 30 second internet commercial to help you sell the pallet load of shitty knives you bought wholesale from Ibrahim. Did I not tell you that Ibrahim only imports SHIT products when it comes to Holy War time ???"

Ibrahim: "WHAT ??! Why are you blaming me, you son of a camel fucker. I got ripped off by a conman in Yemen, who swore to me on Allah's 8 year old child bride that they were GOOD knives, and would easily hack an infidels head off in under 10 seconds"

Yousef: "Look, just shup up, shut up all three of you, you are like arabian version of Larry, Curly and the Moe. Inshallah, I should find a band of rebels who don't make me feel ashamed to be a terrorist ....... "


PS: fuck you again BlindGuideDog for rebooting yet ANOTHER 4 years old thread ........ but at least I got to make myself laugh out of it.

[megaman]

Dont you know you need to stick fingers in the eyes and lift the head up... should have joined DR they would have been educated