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11-12-2019, 02:15 AM
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Man Killing Cockroach With Lighter Sparks Hugh Blaze
A bungling restaurant owner trying to kill cockroaches with a lighter and a can of bug spray accidentally lights himself and three cars on fire. Mr Xiong, who owns the Chuan Xiang Lv eatery in the city of Shishi in East China’s Fujian Province, was closing his restaurant for the night and preparing to go home when he noticed cockroaches in his kitchen. According to policeman Chen Yatian, with Fengli Police Station, Mr Xiong found his can of aerosol insect repellent “ineffective”, so he decided to burn the cockroaches alive instead. |
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11-12-2019, 02:18 AM
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Re: Man Killing Cockroach With Lighter Sparks Hugh Blaze
I can't take the blame for the ridiculous, too long on the scene, circle and arrow. Someone else thought we couldn't figure out where the fun takes place...  |
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11-12-2019, 02:29 AM
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Re: Man Killing Cockroach With Lighter Sparks Hugh Blaze
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11-12-2019, 10:57 PM
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Re: Man Killing Cockroach With Lighter Sparks Hugh Blaze
Can’t see where Mr. Xiong runs to when the fire ignites but this kinda looks more like arson to me. How could contents of one aerosol can envelope entire road surface under car?
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11-14-2019, 12:53 AM
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Re: Man Killing Cockroach With Lighter Sparks Hugh Blaze
he had to have fried the shit out of that roach  |
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11-15-2019, 10:01 PM
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Re: Man Killing Cockroach With Lighter Sparks Hugh Blaze
I counted FIVE attempts at that, before he finally lit himself off. If you are stupid, sometimes it takes real persistence to get a result.
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11-19-2019, 11:48 PM
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Re: Man Killing Cockroach With Lighter Sparks Hugh Blaze
The roaches obviously mounted a counter offensive using incendiary devices, possibly napalm.
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11-22-2019, 04:40 PM
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Re: Man Killing Cockroach With Lighter Sparks Hugh Blaze
Wait.. What the heck is the accelerant under the car ??
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11-24-2019, 01:28 PM
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Re: Man Killing Cockroach With Lighter Sparks Hugh Blaze
My guess is his roach-infested high quality restaurant was having a gas leak of some kind too.
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12-21-2019, 04:25 PM
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Re: Man Killing Cockroach With Lighter Sparks Hugh Blaze
His new addition to the menu, " flaming poopoo platter " is a real success.
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