[HIGHTECHDUDE]

OH THE HUMANITY...

Originally Posted by Google Translate:

SAO PAULO, (September 25, 2024) — Bad omen? An airship with a message of encouragement for Sao Paulo crashed into homes in the city, prior to the match against Botafogo, for the quarterfinals of the Copa Libertadores.

“Torcida que conduz” (“Fanatics who lead”, in Spanish), was read next to the shield of the Brazilian team, on one of the sides of the airship, which collapsed in an area of ​​Osasco , the fifth most populated municipality in Sao Paulo.

Newspaper The Folha de Sao Paulo reported that the accident, whose causes are the subject of investigation, left one person injured, fortunately out of danger.

The videos of the blimp falling have gone viral on social networks, where many consider that this could be a bad omen for what may happen in tonight's game.

São Paulo put in an airship in the run-up to the duel against Botafogo. He ended up crashing.

[William May]

Oh, God! The Blimp is CRASHING!! OH, the HUMANITY!!
Boink!
Oh, NO! The Blimp is CRASHING AGAIN!!! Oh, the humanity!
Boink!
What?!?! He's crashing AGAIN!?!?! What the fuck is wrong with that guy!
Boink!
He's STILL Crashing!??!!? I thought we finished this 10 minutes ago!
Boink!
STILL CRASHING?!?!?!?! Just how the fuck much longer is this going to go ON?!?!!?
Boink!
I'm going back in to finish my beer!
Boink!
You stupid pendejo!!! Stop making crashing movements if you aren't REALLY going to crash!!!
Boink!
Oh!, NOW you're just TAUNTING ME!!! If you pretend crash again, I'm going to come over there and stab you in the eye and set you on fire!
Boink!
THAT"S ABSOLUTELY IT!!! We are coming over there and giving you the TIRE TREATMENT!!
Boink!



Blimp crashes! They are a LOT slower and a LOT more annoying than airliner crashes!!

This one was reported to have lasted for 3 days straight.

SAMU, the emergency-trained killer whale medical service, responded quickly to the accident, but the occupants of the Blimp threw poo at him, so he snorted and left.

[Roosta]

[kbt3168]

I was hoping for a Hindenburg-type fireball.

[William May]

Originally Posted by kbt3168 ↗

I was hoping for a Hindenburg-type fireball.

Sorry, but all your getting is a long, drawn out, slow, farting sound that goes on for hours.

[akham]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

Sorry, but all your getting is a long, drawn out, slow, farting sound that goes on for hours.

Have you been spying on me?

[William May]

Originally Posted by akham ↗

Have you been spying on me?

Nah! That's not you, (is it?!?!) that's the blimp, slowly venting gas as it crashes. Over and over and over again.

For the 47th time in the last hour.

BOINK!!

[phuckphace]

Oh god I can't look. Damage reported in the tens of dollars. Where did it all go wrong?!?!?!

[William May]

Originally Posted by phuckphace ↗

Oh god I can't look. Damage reported in the tens of dollars. Where did it all go wrong?!?!?!

At least the passengers got their $3 fare back. But someone dropped their cell-phone out the window, so they are out money for THAT.