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08-14-2025, 05:28 PM
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Woman Wants to Save Duck from Rape
In California, a feminist tried to prevent ducks from mating, believing that the female did not give "active consent." She also asked the onlookers for help   |
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08-14-2025, 05:34 PM
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Re: Woman Wants to Save Duck from Rape
when your mind has been totally captured by ideology...
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08-14-2025, 09:44 PM
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Re: Woman Wants to Save Duck from Rape
Wow. Karen cares too much. Get us Annette! (who's she, now?) My wife once told me (feel free to look it up, I haven't) that a duck penis can become near-instantly erect, like .16 seconds, and is kind of corkscrewed. However, a duck vagina is corkscrewed oppositely. At her college park/shallow pond it could get quite noisy during what they called duckrape season... |
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08-14-2025, 11:02 PM
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Re: Woman Wants to Save Duck from Rape
 This is hilarious. I’ll bet she’s caring, loving, eunuch husband and a great home life. |
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08-15-2025, 02:12 AM
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Re: Woman Wants to Save Duck from Rape
That Cali feminist doesn't realize that the female duck is a total slut. She's just out running with the drakes because that's where the fun is. The more respectable females are over in yonder reeds, building proper nests and preening their undercarriage.
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08-16-2025, 10:00 AM
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Re: Woman Wants to Save Duck from Rape
"If I can't get laid, then neither should you!" Jealousy knows no bounds. I wonder if she got to talk to the manager about this.
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08-17-2025, 12:15 PM
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Re: Woman Wants to Save Duck from Rape
The ducks are leading her out into the REALLY DEEP WATER, so they can get some peace and quiet, and fuck like they are used to. Don't ducks carry little bibles, so they can get married to their betrothed in the name of Jesus? Obviously, these are BAPTIST DUCKS! They are constantly submerging!  |
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08-19-2025, 07:48 PM
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Re: Woman Wants to Save Duck from Rape
Not all psychopaths wear capes. But all Karen's are psychopaths
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