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03-23-2024, 06:55 PM
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Wildlife Photographer Meets Smokey
It's a good he's not Timothy Treadwell else he would have just smiled and said, "Well, hello there! I'm going to name you Sergent Grimdark because you're looking so serious!" A feasting would ensue.
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03-24-2024, 03:47 AM
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Re: Wildlife Photographer Meets Smokey
He’s got Bear Spray!   |
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03-24-2024, 06:44 AM
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Re: Wildlife Photographer Meets Smokey
Yep. Ive mentioned it on a few vids before where ppl were killed by bears. Why more ppl dont carry it is crazy. If im in the woods.. esp where there are bears, ive got bear spray. Ill also have a knife(pocket-sized at minimum, and sometimes a larger fixed-blade), and also definitely have a handgun of some kind.. medium-caliber at least. (Humans are the biggest danger to Humans!) |
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03-24-2024, 02:48 PM
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Re: Wildlife Photographer Meets Smokey
It would be funny if the bear had OC spray or a tazer. Just saying.
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03-27-2024, 05:35 PM
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Re: Wildlife Photographer Meets Smokey
He should have ALSO worn a suit that looks like a skunk. The bear immediately backed off with the spray, but he would have comprehended it much more easily if the guy was wearing a skunk suit. I think.  |
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03-27-2024, 05:36 PM
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Re: Wildlife Photographer Meets Smokey
Or was carrying num-chucks, like that bear in the salmon commercial, who went all kung fu on the other bear. |
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03-28-2024, 03:17 PM
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Re: Wildlife Photographer Meets Smokey
Bear probably would have backed off if he was wearing a skunk suit but not because of fear of spraying. Bear woulda thought, "Disgusting dirty furries, with their disgusting poking of each other's dirty holes! That's an exit, not an entrance! Eww, I'm outta here!" then he'd drop some bear scat as a statement of protest and leave.
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03-29-2024, 04:14 AM
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Re: Wildlife Photographer Meets Smokey
Bears are great. Intimidating, brutal and sometimes cute.  |
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03-31-2024, 05:49 AM
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Re: Wildlife Photographer Meets Smokey
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CROUCH TO THE GROUND WHEN A BEAR IS INTERESTED IN YOU. Jesus
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