[mothmon]

My dad before I was born got chased up a tree by one of these in Canada circa 1951

[v1r]

Moose don't fuck around.

[Mr.NoCredit]

That grizzly’s just a pup… that moose is a grown female. What boy in his right mind would mess around with an adult female…

[mothmon]

I knew to fear moose as a pup myself even though they just looked like oversized deer with a weirdly shaped head to me The local news reported and warned people that there was a rogue moose spotted in the wooded area near our city airport (I lived just off to the side close by). I was playing baseball in the field in back of my house that day, surrounded by the woods, when I heard a rustling near the trees, and I ran like that bear back home. There was no moose there though; probably a squirrel. Wish I had a better story to tell, like my dad. Well, at least there was a rogue squirrel (maybe)

[GODREKR]

Originally Posted by mothmon ↗

I knew to fear moose as a pup myself even though they just looked like oversized deer with a weirdly shaped head to me The local news reported and warned people that there was a rogue moose spotted in the wooded area near our city airport (I lived just off to the side close by). I was playing baseball in the field in back of my house that day, surrounded by the woods, when I heard a rustling near the trees, and I ran like that bear back home. There was no moose there though; probably a squirrel. Wish I had a better story to tell, like my dad. Well, at least there was a rogue squirrel (maybe)

I say you got away lucky. Those female squirrels don't fuck around.

[JBone2020]

Originally Posted by GODREKR ↗

I say you got away lucky. Those female squirrels don't fuck around.

Mooses are territorial and can be very aggressive.

You are one arrogant son of a bish… Go out west and taunt a male Moose. They are very big. They walk with a strut and have a rack that's intimidating.

But your dumbass compares them to a squirrel.

I swear people who live in NY… Please do not relocate to another state. That whole state is an abomination!

[mothmon]

Originally Posted by JBone2020 ↗

Mooses are territorial and can be very aggressive.

You are one arrogant son of a bish… Go out west and taunt a male Moose. They are very big. They walk with a strut and have a rack that's intimidating.

But your dumbass compares them to a squirrel.

I swear people who live in NY… Please do not relocate to another state. That whole state is an abomination!

I heard a nice big mug of heated turmeric milk is excellent for helping cure insomnia and your severe constipation, and will loosen that stick up your ass for removal in preparation for the severe constipation remedy. It was clearly a joke

[kellyhound]

what a scary bitch

[William May]

Originally Posted by mothmon ↗

I knew to fear moose as a pup myself even though they just looked like oversized deer with a weirdly shaped head to me The local news reported and warned people that there was a rogue moose spotted in the wooded area near our city airport (I lived just off to the side close by). I was playing baseball in the field in back of my house that day, surrounded by the woods, when I heard a rustling near the trees, and I ran like that bear back home. There was no moose there though; probably a squirrel. Wish I had a better story to tell, like my dad. Well, at least there was a rogue squirrel (maybe)

It could very well have been a Squirrel Element, in which case you were certainly in danger of losing your life. They frequently sneak up on people with "just a rustle in the grass" like you describe, only to gut them mercilessly as they scream in horror at watching their intestines be pulled out and tied in knots before the Squirrel Elements finish them off with howls of glee!

[houseoftechno]

You can walk under them, but you would never dare.