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02-05-2012, 11:02 AM
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Victorian Prank Machines
 When the candidate attempts to answer this telephone, a 32-calibre blank cartridge will be exploded with a loud report, and at the same time white powder will be blown with a strong blast from the transmitter into his face.   The initiate, thinking he is showing off his manliness with an ordinary strength-testing device, is surprised by the sudden simultaneous actions of a 32-calibre blank cartridge exploding at the rear, a paddle striking "where his mother used to apply her slipper," and a spray of water discharging in his face.  Believe us, it's a dandy. Perfectly harmless, but a complete deception." The candidate believes that the knives are being thrown by the Arab, but the knives are concealed back of the wall and thrown out through slots with a thud by means of springs operated from behind. This, in coordination with an electric current passing instantly through the arm, gives the sensation of being cut by the edge of a blade.   As the candidate lifts up on the handles, a spring is released causing the paddle to strike him on the "kazabo," and a blank cartridge to explode with a loud report. That is not all; there is also an electric motor concealed under the platform that turns on a good current of "juice".  We thought we had about reached the limit when it came to inventing goats, but out of the realm of our imagination and ingenuity we have produced another specimen--a real rip-snorter." Only the large wheel runs on the floor. The small wheels might be compared to the hoofs of a goat in action--they hit the floor, occasionally.  The candidate kneels before the altar in a darkened room, when--Lo! Up before him jumps a skeleton with large, illuminated, glaring eyes; a blank cartridge is exploded; a stream of water hits him in the face; an electric shock is shot into his knees.  The startling effect produced by a backward trip, accompanied by a loud explosion, is superior to that caused by a flying trip on a loop-the-loop. It produces the real plunging feeling with absolutely no danger to the occupant, as it is well padded and the rockers prevent it from jarring.  Used with electric carpet "to keep the candidates in line. Consists of heavy canvas body 20 feet long, well stuffed, and having grotesque head with "squak" attachment, supporting straps every five feet.    This clever and substantial arrangement features a chair that is securely held in place by a trigger. When released, the chair and candidate fall backward and precipitously plunge forward down the track. At the bottom, the attendant uses the squirt gun with telling effect. $155.00 Extra Squirt Gun.  "Fuzzy Wonder" is a spectacular Goat in every respect. It gallops, rears,wobbles, kicks,and bucks by the up-and-down motion of the handle-bar. The body is well-upholstered with best tanned wool skin, and has horns and eyes. Goat is packed in a chest with hinged cover, lock and key. Weighs about 200 pounds   |
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02-05-2012, 11:05 AM
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Re: Victorian Prank Machines
videos Spanking machine: <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dMeooWAeh7E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Low-Down Buck: <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zW5n64zFO-Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Sea Serpent: <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ac8eV3O7Wsg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> The Fuzzy Wonder: <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VYI-cp6kMCo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
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02-07-2012, 04:29 PM
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Re: Victorian Prank Machines
I always thought the Vics were a bunch of uptight bastards. Obviously, they were as much up for a fuckabout as us.  |
