[kellyhound]

Eld Inlet off the coast of Olympia, Washington. Years ago former professional soccer player Joshua Phillips, who was out on the water noticed the bizarre sight.

Steller sea lions are the largest of the sea lion species. Fully grown males can weigh up to 2,500 lbs. Having two of them on a small pleasure craft completely exceeded its weight capacity, leaving the sailboat visibly waterlogged.

[kellyhound]

and in the harbor of Eigerøy in Eigersund, Norway Magnus the Walrus tried to climb onto several boats in the marina, successfully tipping over a smaller one before settling onto the deck of the Husky.

[Xploit Machine]

They were on honeymoon

[AllegedlyHere]

Adorable, in a one ton kinda way.
Now let’s compare that to the beauties seen lounging on a billionaires boat 🤣

[DarkSighted]

At least they didn't try to fuck it too, send it right to the bottom.

[yah]

Those things are fucking huge. I thought they were elephant seals when I first saw the thumbnail before I read the subject line.

[William May]

I think in most places they are protected, so you can't even chase them off your boat. Just hope it doesn't sink, and repair the damage after they leave. Also, their shit is EXTREMELY NASTY AND SMELLY. One reason I'm glad I'm NOT a billionaire, with teenage hookers hanging around my yacht. There are practical reasons for this after all!

(But if I DO become a billionaire, I will write a sticky about how it is to live like that! I could FORCE myself to live like that for a few months, I guess!)

The Buddhists say you can endure ANYTHING if you try. I would be willing to try.

[Mr.NoCredit]

A good shot from a shotgun shooting a blank cartridge would do well scaring them off.

[AllegedlyHere]

“I think in most places they are protected, so you can’t even chase them off your boat”

The sea lions or the teenage hookers?

[SkeloCorp]

Ork ork ooooork