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01-30-2026, 06:35 AM
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Theodore Scritches the Cat
Theodore Scritches is an impressively large Maine cöön cat, weighing in at 15 kg (about 33 pounds) and stretching to nearly 130 cm (roughly 4 feet 3 inches) from nose to tail tip. Maine cööns are already the largest domesticated cat breed, with adult males typically weighing 6–11 kg (13–25 lbs) and reaching body lengths (including tail) of around 90–120 cm on average for big specimens. Theodor sits comfortably at the upper end—or even beyond typical healthy ranges—making him a true "gentle giant" among the breed. https://www.tiktok.com/@theodore.scr...10663358893343 |
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01-31-2026, 12:14 AM
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Re: Theodore Scritches the Cat
The Maine **** cat breed acts more like a dog than a cat. Very intelligent.
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01-31-2026, 02:31 PM
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Re: Theodore Scritches the Cat
No thanks. Can you imagine the amount of cat hair it leaves behind!?! Plus the fact that should that cat ever decide it’s pissed off enough to attack you… I’ve been violently attacked by a house cat before. It was horrifying. That monster of an animal would shred you.  |
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01-31-2026, 04:13 PM
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Re: Theodore Scritches the Cat
Clever! That woman sure has a huge hairy pussy. I wonder if she knows the guy with a huge cock?  · |
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01-31-2026, 04:19 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:293 Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,481 4,481Posts 13,184Thanked 875Quoted 5Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Theodore Scritches the Cat
What can I say - sometimes you eat the pussy and sometimes the pussy eats you.  But, on a serious note, I love cats but you're right the little fuckers can be really dangerous (clawing & biting). I used to volunteer at a cat rescue and there were times we had to use the pan from one of those brush & pan sets (for sweeping up) as a shield to protect against a very angry cat. |
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02-02-2026, 09:24 AM
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Re: Theodore Scritches the Cat
Of course hes orange. I want to see him when its his turn to have the orange cat braincell
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02-04-2026, 11:01 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:92 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,243 17,243Posts 45,053Thanked 4,712Quoted 8Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Theodore Scritches the Cat
Oh, don't be so DRAMATIC!!! The only Maine ***** I have had a problem with, were the ones that were Rabid. Even THEY calmed down after a week or two. |
