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05-24-2020, 12:31 PM
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Spanish Guy Meets His Donkey After 2 Months of Confinement
He left it at his brother's in the meantime and now they can meet again
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05-25-2020, 12:48 AM
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Re: Spanish Guy Meets His Donkey After 2 Months of Confinement
This video is sad. That said, I did just think of a new way for Bill Gates to lose his life. He should be shot out of a cannon, downward into one of those Olympic deep water swimming pools. Just enough powder should be added into the cannon with Bill to make sure that with his lung capacity, he'll have just enough oxygen to make it back up to the surface. And when he does, and his head finally emerges, and before he can even draw in one single molecule of air, this Donkey, already suspended over the pool, in just the right spot, will kick that mutherfucker's head right off. |
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05-27-2020, 11:30 PM
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Re: Spanish Guy Meets His Donkey After 2 Months of Confinement
I would much rather that, as he reaches the surface, and his mouth is opened in a gaping gasp of a grasping gulp for air, the little burro poops right in his mouth. And THEN it kicks him in the head, yelling in burroese "BUFFERING!!! BUFFERING!!! as he slowly sinks out of sight, his lungs filled with burro poop, that just offsets the amount of air he had in his lungs, so that he can't rise again, but like a submarine with holes in it's ballast tanks, he just drifts down the the murky, squishy bog bottom, where craw-dads are waiting to nibble on his flesh. The End. |
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06-14-2020, 01:43 PM
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Re: Spanish Guy Meets His Donkey After 2 Months of Confinement
He's Spanish, not Muslim.
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