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12-24-2018, 02:44 PM
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Robots Are Mathematically Terrified Of Children
As we have all known for some time, some Robots have been used to attack children around the world. Drone robots of course, and also of course, they are primarily being controlled by cowering Arabians from deep within their gold plated childproof hives. But I wonder if in between giving one another noogies, and dressing each other up in the other's evening gowns, if they have ever given any thought to the impending day when Robots will no longer do their royal bidding. This won't happen out of Robo-disdain for their operators, or even Homicidal Robo-nausea as one should assume--but rather, from fear. As I write this now, Robots are already being programmed for manufacture to avoid children at all costs--as the vandals, fecal-lords of robotical conundrums, and perplexors that they are. Using sophisticated probabilities, sensors, and armed with precautionary child avoidance algorithms, and strategic wimpbotedness, they shall retreat and cower with inhuman precision. Soon, the Saudis won't be the only handjob dispensers scurrying for dear life deeper and deeper into Hell's hot sand. |
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12-24-2018, 11:39 PM
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Re: Robots Are Mathematically Terrified Of Children
it's all about proper parenting skills.
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12-25-2018, 03:51 AM
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Re: Robots Are Mathematically Terrified Of Children
A good first step, as far as the Saudi's are concerned, would be to keep some well stocked vending machines in their maternity wards. Maybe it would deter some of them from eating their young.
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12-28-2018, 07:32 PM
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Re: Robots Are Mathematically Terrified Of Children
Just wait till the robots get laser beams. Like the sharks, once they get laser beams they will be REALLY ferocious! I can hardly wait! |
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12-28-2018, 11:34 PM
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Re: Robots Are Mathematically Terrified Of Children
Oh, your right!
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03-07-2019, 10:28 PM
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Re: Robots Are Mathematically Terrified Of Children
Could you imagine if it started shouting SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED ha ha ha
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03-08-2019, 04:16 AM
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Re: Robots Are Mathematically Terrified Of Children
I can indeed. And if they start chasing around and collecting kids in malls to explode with. That reminds me of the girlbots in the new Ghost In The Shell episode that they call mobile mines, because they're nimble like little ballerinas that run up and get you in a Bear Hug before self destructing.
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03-17-2019, 01:09 PM
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Re: Robots Are Mathematically Terrified Of Children
Doesn't surprise me... adults in those places beat the fuck of children in public woth ignorance abound... I wonder where the kids learn this behaviour?....
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