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02-14-2013, 12:36 PM
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Re: Penis Snake and Snake Penis (No Nudity)

im very content with my wee luvable tiny mite of a weewee thankk you
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Re: Penis Snake and Snake Penis (No Nudity)

hed break u in half

Nah! Mind over matter!

Women stretch to have babies and no man has ever come forward to say his penis was as wide as a baby's head!

Granted, some need stitches, but, it can be done!
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A white guy? Holding the record for such a thing
lmao
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He looks like a dick! He's so obsessed with talking about his penis.

I'd bet he sucks at sex!
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Re: Penis Snake and Snake Penis (No Nudity)

hed break u in half
Im sure he would lol, but not everyone can say they fucked the man with the biggest penis in the world.
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I think he lost weight.
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I think he lost weight.

Jonah or the snake?
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i bet he can't make it dance like a banana:dan ceb
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Wonder if he's trained it to pick up peanuts ?
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Re: Penis Snake and Snake Penis (No Nudity)

I would try either one.


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