[BICHOFELIX]

1.'Snort my shorts!' This German drugs smuggler used his needlework skills to turn his bermuda shorts into a multi-pocketed coke carrier. He was arrested at El Prat de Llobregat airport near Barcelona with a weighty 6.6 kilograms of cocaine.

2.Suspect package: An image taken from next year's 'Mules in Pants' 2010 calendar.

3.A 66 year old Chilean man was caught at Barcelona airport wearing this plaster cast on his foot made of cocaine. He believed his smelly foot would disguise the whiff of the drug

4.Day trippy: A coach carrying a coach-load of pensioners on a day trip to Calais was found to be also carrying a multi-million pound consignment of amphetamines

5.These dogs got someone life and not just Christmas- a gang of Columbian drug dealers had obviously run out of mules so they surgically implanted liquid heroin into these adorable puppies.

6.Sniffer dog: Rex the Labrador was also used as a 'mule' when he and his doggy friend had their stomachs stuffed with £126,000 worth of coke.

7.An x-ray of a labrador dog showing parcels of cocaine inserted between the stomach and skin lining by a vet in Colombia prior to export to Europe

8.Some of the 33 kilos of cocaine with a street value of £3 million that Customs officers discovered hidden wrapped in newspapers behind cans of tuna fish being carried in a lorry at Portsmouth docks.

9.Mexican Navy officers thought something fishy was going on when they stopped and searched a freighter carrying a shipment of frozen sharks. They discovered more than a ton of cocaine stuffed inside 30 frozen shark carcasses.

10.This is apparently the latest method to smuggle drugs- fill a condom with cocaine and then feed it to your pet snake....then smuggle the snake.

11.This 42 piece dinner service will get you completely smashed because it is made with 20 kilograms of cocaine. A 35-year-old was arrested as he received the package made up of cups, plates and bowls at his home in Barcelona.

12.This bundle of asparagus is (quite literally) high in vitamin K and class A cocaine.

13. A Harvard-educated African Prince is currently crying in his cell for attempting to smuggle £163,000 worth of coke stuffed in hollowed out onions into Heathrow airport.

14.Cocaine concealed in cotton reels from South Africa.

15.Two Air France employees and two passengers brought US Customs officers an early Christmas present when they were picked up with suitcases full of bundles of cocaine wrapped in Christmas paper.

16.£5 million worth of cocaine was found stuffed in two spare tyres storred under a lorry carrying animal feed at Poole ferryport.

17.Here, a customs officer unloads drugs from the yacht Sunset Touch in Newlyn, Cornwall.

18.Colombian marines examine a captured submarine used for smuggling drugs in Colombia. Colombian marines seized the submarine capable of smuggling up to 12 tons of cocaine through the Pacific to Central America.

19.Former cricketer Chris Lewis was hit for six when UK customs officers found him in possession of cocaine packed into tins of fruit.

20.Coke stuffed into a mineral water carton.

21.5.6 tonnes of cannabis resin worth £12 million was smuggled into the UK packed in amongst furniture and artefacts.

22.These guys, detained by the police in Cali, Colombia, will presumably be going away to the big henhouse for a long time.

[BICHOFELIX]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

[curious observer]

I often wonder what the real effects would be of the US government no longer giving a damn about the war against drugs; if there would be anything more than a 'fad phase' surge in use for a time or if the worst fears of America's precious children and adults tuning out would come to pass

[vnathan]

Drugs must be eliminated from this planet...along with the addicts.

[Black Knight]

I have to give points for ingenuity. The cast made out of coke was great (although who would want to snort coke laced with flaking dead toe cheese) and the dinnerware.

[kellyhound]

They're quite inventive when it comes to smuggling

[Gh007]

Pack your cocaine in fresh ground mustard seed, the smell is over-powering and dogs wont smell to closely because it burns their nose, if it smells slightly like cocaine they will not get their nose in close enough to detect it over the stench of the seeds. Ive heard *cough-cough*

[commondenom]

the customs seem to be doing a pretty decent job....coke in the uk is POOOOOOOR quality

[Pink.]

Unfortunately, the coke in South Louisiana is "fuckin killuh" ...so the Customs guys need to figure out why.

[WillArt]

Im rick james bitch

Originally Posted by BICHOFELIX ↗

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!