[kellyhound]

A vietnamese man, Mr. T. Van Ha, 36, got carried to the wedding by his 18-year-old wife, Ms. T.T.H.M. The man has brittle bones since birth, and his family circumstances are not well-off, but it's wonderful that he found happiness.

[soja]

love can make people do crazy things...

[yah]

Well, damn. That was not on my bingo card.

[Mr.NoCredit]

He looks like he could swim backwards really fast with those blade things he’s got for legs. Drop him in and watch him go.

I’m sure glad she didn’t reach under those shorts. I thought she was going to for a minute there..

[CatBatMan]

I bet he goes up on her all the time.

[Faust]

This whole marriage really reminds me of a joke in primary school; there was a handicapped girl named Emily who drove a tricycle and was in highschool, she was overall regarded as the worst possible most ugly girl in the entire city.

Someone would say Friend X died, and he goes to the gates of heaven, where Jesus tells him;

“sorry pal you are not a good person so you’re supposed to go to hell, however, if you agree to being the husband of Emily, then you are allowed into heaven.”

So it’s a tough choice but Friend X decides to go to heaven with Emily. There, they see Friend Y on a cloud together with no-one other than.. Pamela Anderson (who was regarded as really hot in the 90s). So Friend X goes to Jesus demanding some answers, saying:

“wtf is this Jesus, how come I have to be with Emily, yet Friend Y who is worse than me even gets to be with Pamela!”

To which Jesus replies:

“Pamela deserved punishment as well”

The joke obviously being that Friend Y is the equivalent of Emily

Sorry for rambling but it really reminded me of this marriage

[LuckiiDevil21]

Originally Posted by CatBatMan ↗

I bet he goes up on her all the time.

Ha ha ha
fuckin too funny