[güttsfükk]

imagine your arm getting caught in that

[SJ]

Okay. I back and I love snapping turtles! They're so fricken cute! Anywho, while we were at the zoo many moon ago, we got to see what they would do to pieces of wood. Then, stupid man put his arm in it's mouth. Lucky for him and unlucky for us, he pulled it back out before the thing could take a nice little bite.

[rob666]

They create quite a problem when they take your fishing lure,
Pretty much have to cut your line.

[ThatsNasty]

i'd much rather see a turtle take my fish off of my line then a damn beaver/otter/seal :(
(happens quite a bit around here)

[annmarie]

they can be quite tempermental i have one a huge tortoise in
my back yard he will try and bite everyone except me hes a
terrific watchdog especially when hes pissed i have a huge house
that takes up the whole block and secluded by trees gated
completely around my boyfriend at the time my x now opened
my gate and sat down on my deck that turtle slowly
inched hisself towards my x leg and bit him he wouldnt
let go until i turned the water hose on him he wind up
with 10 stiches at the time i didnt think it was funny but
now i find it hilarious because i warned him and everybody
else that my tortoise bites along with huge signs saying
beware of tortoise.

[güttsfükk]

annmarie, you should post some pix or vids

[thissiteisfuckedup]

oooo snap!

[thissiteisfuckedup]

Originally Posted by annmarie ↗

they can be quite tempermental i have one a huge tortoise in
my back yard he will try and bite everyone except me hes a
terrific watchdog especially when hes pissed i have a huge house
that takes up the whole block and secluded by trees gated
completely around my boyfriend at the time my x now opened
my gate and sat down on my deck that turtle slowly
inched hisself towards my x leg and bit him he wouldnt
let go until i turned the water hose on him he wind up
with 10 stiches at the time i didnt think it was funny but
now i find it hilarious because i warned him and everybody
else that my tortoise bites along with huge signs saying
beware of tortoise.

lmao thats unreal, they'd be slow to catch the perp though right ?

[Blewvane]

Fuck me...i thought that turtles were cute until now!

[Margaret1975]

Originally Posted by z0death ↗

Reminds me of this fast little fucker

Wow! They are fast. I was just waiting for that guy to lose a finger!