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Re: HP Scanner Invaded by Ants

haha true, the HP guarantee is always shit. Your gadget always screws up AFTER the guarantee period.
somemone posted a thread about companies manufacturing their goods to break down after the guarantee period, if i remember right, the thread featured around HP and DELL
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This is not the first time I've heard about ants living in electronic equipment; if my elderly memory serves there was a similar case with an apple computer, pc and another scanner. Maybe a scout found a warm area with ventilation and reported back? Or the noise or smell translates in Ant to "Elm Street Hilton"?
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That's mental!
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somemone posted a thread about companies manufacturing their goods to break down after the guarantee period, if i remember right, the thread featured around HP and DELL
I've heard about that too, the swines!
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Burn it, burn it now!
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possible antswer: ants are attracted to the smell of ink as it smells like the pheromones they emit to leave a trail for other ants behind to follow
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i SO would have hit the scan button like a hundred times and watch them get pushed to the end and squished. then threw it away.
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great prank for a disgruntled employee.

put ant pheromones in the office equipment.
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Never seen ants do that. I wonder why he hasn't noticed, like, an ant train leading to the printer, from the floor? Oh well, his printer, not mine.


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