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These two audio files were made by feeding open court transcripts of online conversations into text-to-speech software. They are between the hideous pair of dimwitted, pedophile, kidnapper, child porn trading, and convicted cannibal perverts: Ronald William Brown and Michael D Arnett.

Much like their appearance, and obvious frequency and shamefulness of their masturbatory customs--theirs too one would assume, almost every one of their words is off-putting and exponentially pitiful. You can literally feel the presence of that close relative they probably shared in the room with you while listening to this. That half blind sweating rapist, stinking of the farm-fresh hatchlings that puzzle and enamour him day in and day out, toothlessly charming the undergarments off of both of their mothers. Both pick the same feathers from their lips, but in different years, different towns, even different states perhaps, but you can bet it was in the back of that same chicken coupe Pontiac. Goat hairs Pontiac, blood caked mud flaps, with the novelty Dick shaped stick shift--the one and only thing he ever understood why was funny. Smiley Face.

Uh oh! Allow me to intervene, these fingers could go on typing their aspersions, genetic besmirchals, and educated assumptions down to the bone. Instead, my fingers and I will attempt to realign their courses, and I shall now cast my first, and hopefully only, ever warning upon this site. So be warned: These two are beyond fucked, and the haphazard confidence they have in their privacy only makes matters fuckier. I can assure you though, that after listening to this, only the severest type of oxygen deprived lunatic won't be fantasizing about travelling back in time to meet the pregnant Ms's Arnett & Brown atop a desolate and darkened infinitely spiralling hardwood staircase...Immaculate Inconception. Smiley Face.

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How in judas rockin priest do I delete this entire bitch? This thread's an imposter, a doppelgänger, the real one is above. This one can suck it, and it called me the "N" word.
Fuck its hair to ignition.