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05-10-2010, 08:49 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:337 Elvis Has Left The Building Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,781 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 3 Post(s)
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How Coca-cola Was Born
"Have you ever gotten bored and decided to try to come up with the perfect drink? And did you snap your fingers and say, "Aha! I'll take some booze and mix it with cocaine!"If so, you're probably due for one hell of an intervention. But if it was 1885 and your name was John Pemberton, you were about to become the father of a freaking worldwide beverage empire. Pemberton was a pharmacist living in Columbus, Georgia and to be fair, alcohol laced with cocaine was already a thing (called coca wine). If you're thinking to yourself that combining a stimulant and a depressant into one concoction isn't the greatest of ideas, you obviously didn't grow up in the 19th century.Pemberton's product was a resounding success; the ads for Pemberton's French Wine Coca said it was for "scientists, scholars, poets, divines, lawyers, physicians, and others devoted to extreme mental exertion." Apparently ads weren't charged by the letter back then, because we suspect it would've been cheaper to write, "BOOZE: Now With COCAINE." That shit kind of sells itself.Prohibition happened. Alcohol was suddenly illegal. But, instead of responding in the hornswoggling fashion his neighbors did, Pemberton instead removed the alcohol from his coca wine and replaced it something people like almost as much: gigantic amounts of sugar. Coca-Cola was born.Pemberton claimed his new drink cured "morphine addiction, dyspepsia, neurasthenia, headache, and impotence." With alcohol quality and quantity slowly dwindling, Pemberton and his sweet ambrosia filled the gap mainly because his drink still contained cocaine. Pemberton wasn't an idiot, he was a pharmacist. Knowing people would come back for that high, he advertised his drink as a temperance beverage--a drink to ease people off of booze--and the rest is soft drink history. As for Pemberton himself, well, maybe he should have gotten an intervention: A crippling addiction to morphine forced him to sell off all rights to the company a few years later.  · |
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05-12-2010, 10:17 AM
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 So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:66 Dragon Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 23,889 Mentioned: 114 Post(s) Quoted: 12161 Post(s)
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Re: How Coca-cola Was Born
Pure powder cocaine in a bottle the size of a Jack Daniels bottle....for $5 bucks? Somebody give me some antique fives and a time-machine. |
