[GODREKR]

Originally Posted by angelinme777 ↗

Not if you run up the mountain. I should know, I got chased one by a bear, he was after my backpack. This happened in Yosemite. Park rangers later killed that bear after he went after quite a few people later that day.

I've heard that bears can run at 35mph, way faster than man. How did you get away?

[aniyah8ter]

he's lucky he got away alive. aren't they suppose to open the door via a long ass rope?

[DonCorleone]

I know, I'm a horrible person. Maybe I should leave the bear a leg or something.

Btw, I've heard that a bear can't run downhill? So that should be a smart thing to do.

[Kim]

Not that this really has anything to do with the Game Warden, I thought some of you might find it interesting.
I live in Kodiak, Alaska. Home of the biggest fricking bears on the planet. We had to take the dumpsters out of my neighborhood as the Kodiak's kept getting into them. Anyhow, about a million years ago, when I was in my early teens (I'm 39 now) my friend Mindy and I had gone out to Bell's Flats (small sub community 12 miles from Kodiak Proper) to play around in her four-by. While we were out that , we parked and got stoned. Mindy had her window down. All of a sudden this horrible stench rolled over me. I, of course, blamed Mindy. She was one seriously gassy wench. While she sat there denying her flatulence, a bear reached his paw into the truck and got his claw tangled up in her hair. Lucky for us it was a juvenile, only about 7 feet tall. Mindy floored it and we got outta there with half on Mindy's hair missed and a nice slash across her ear and the side of her neck.
The lesson to be learned here is "If you ever smell something like spawned out Humpie combined with serious shit odors, roll up the windows and haul ass outta there as fast possible."
or the short version "Kodiak bears are bad, mmmkay."

[JLO]

Originally Posted by Kimosabe ↗

Not that this really has anything to do with the Game Warden, I thought some of you might find it interesting.
I live in Kodiak, Alaska. Home of the biggest fricking bears on the planet. We had to take the dumpsters out of my neighborhood as the Kodiak's kept getting into them. Anyhow, about a million years ago, when I was in my early teens (I'm 39 now) my friend Mindy and I had gone out to Bell's Flats (small sub community 12 miles from Kodiak Proper) to play around in her four-by. While we were out that , we parked and got stoned. Mindy had her window down. All of a sudden this horrible stench rolled over me. I, of course, blamed Mindy. She was one seriously gassy wench. While she sat there denying her flatulence, a bear reached his paw into the truck and got his claw tangled up in her hair. Lucky for us it was a juvenile, only about 7 feet tall. Mindy floored it and we got outta there with half on Mindy's hair missed and a nice slash across her ear and the side of her neck.
The lesson to be learned here is "If you ever smell something like spawned out Humpie combined with serious shit odors, roll up the windows and haul ass outta there as fast possible."
or the short version "Kodiak bears are bad, mmmkay."

That was a great freakin' story!!

[0000Harmer]

Grraaaa! Nom nom nom... Bang! Bye bye bear =[ Stupid people cant even free a bear properly and then probably have to end up shooting it...

[angelinme777]

Originally Posted by GØÐRËKR ↗

I've heard that bears can run at 35mph, way faster than man. How did you get away?

I dropped my backpack so he could have it. Then I ran my ass off faster than any white kid could, and never looked back!

[GODREKR]

Originally Posted by angelinme777 ↗

I dropped my backpack so he could have it. Then I ran my ass off faster than any white kid could, and never looked back!

I bet you would have jumped out of your skin if you could have.

[BeatleMorgan]

Originally Posted by DonCorleone ↗

I dunno, I just can't hurt animals. I'm wierd.
If it was a human attacking me, no prob, but animals? Nah, I'd rather be killed.

you're not weird, I couldn't hurt an animal either.

usually bears are after food, unless you were in the woods having sex. cause I read somewhere that having sex in the woods attracts bears.

[williamburtonasis]

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