[Dr Thrumpkinz]

Originally Posted by rabbit929 ↗

Why all the dicks? What is with stone carvers preferring to make a permanent structure, and spend 4 hours of their carving time trying to detail a dick and balls?

I wonder if they sneak back in the night to work on it in a shame-free atmosphere. Or if maybe there are specialized 'Dick Work' shrouds available--something in between those Skripal bio-pest tents, and urinal dividers.

[rabbit929]

“Looking for dick sculptor to assist with.. sculpting.
Must be able to make little penises with saggy realistic ball sacks.
Most have 3 authentic self-made scrotums for me to investigate and hold onto to decide on the flaccid dick and balls I want my statues to have.”

[AngelAssassin]

Jeez! Homophobic much? LOL
Just kidding...

Seriously though, I don’t think that the man who dreamed up and created all these sculptures is going to feel the least amount of shame spending 4 hours working on a penis! Besides, nudity is more widely accepted and common practice there than in the U.S.

[missmayhem]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

These are from all around the world, but with an oddly high majority of them being in Norway. The weirdest of which being within just two parks in Oslo--Vigeland Park & Frogner Park.

Is number 10 the abortion fairy?

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

A couple more that I would classify as lower in Evil, and higher in hilarity. Probably a 3 to 7 split respectively.



This one was far funnier when I still thought that the bird was a Stork. The sculptor's missed opportunity should earn him additional beating.

[Suicide_Note]

It's a shame that sculptures, and other artwork like this, would never be allowed for display in a park in the US. People are so repressed here.