[kellyhound]

Dagestan.

[Sugar³]

Well, I can't say I care about lambs very much, but I do mutherfucking hate me some Eagles!

[William May]

Ditto!

[CrunchyCripple]

That chicken post. It’s like those people who let their dogs and cats wander and get mad at the driver, when their pet gets smashed in the road.

Everything eats chicken.

I’m in the middle of Red Tail Hawk territory and cannot figure out how the neighbor’s loose chicken has not been eaten yet. If I attempted that, mine would be eaten immediately.

[Sugar³]

Originally Posted by CrunchyCripple ↗

That chicken post. It’s like those people who let their dogs and cats wander and get mad at the driver, when their pet gets smashed in the road.

Everything eats chicken.

I’m in the middle of Red Tail Hawk territory and cannot figure out how the neighbor’s loose chicken has not been eaten yet. If I attempted that, mine would be eaten immediately.

I wrote the goddam funniest thing a while ago about the edibility of chickens, I found it the other day. I'll try to find it again.

[Sugar³]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

I have four chickens--they are so effing stupid. All vegetarians should spend just a short time with several chickens, and they would realize that some things were just born to be eaten. Their wings are just the right size not to allow their plump bodies to fly away from predators, and they are so stupid I could trap three of them with one of those cartoon stick & string box traps using a sharpie drawing of a blueberry as bait. The sly one would wait out my deception behind some packets of seasoning in my oven. They'd only be slightly easier to eat if they had tin foil feathers, or 'strike anywhere' match stick feet.
I could make fun of those things for pages.