[kellyhound]

An Asian antilope aka nilgai entered a populated area in India and damaged the front of a parked car. In the nilgai's attack, also a farmer died. Later, the nilgai died after colliding with an iron gate.

[Mr.NoCredit]

Got itself in some kind of predicament.

[marcos_69]

Never let your Nilgai drink whiskey. They just get an unpleasant angry drunk.

[William May]

Big stacks of bricks right there, that you could start bouncing off his head, to smarten him up some!

[houseoftechno]

Animals defacing cars are apparently of interest to me.

[soja]

when you see that honking antelope
the secret dance of snakes
the tales of it all

[tandc]

This needs a Tony Baker cram commentary.