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10-29-2024, 05:42 AM
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Antarctica Job
The most terrifying job for introverts has been found in Antarctica. For $2,000 (195 thousand rubles) a week, you have to toil in pitch darkness at -60°C. Recruiters ironically call this work a “skeleton crew” and the shift lasts six months. In six months of isolation, you can earn 5 million rubles , but there are several serious "buts": the lack of sunlight, which can negatively affect your health at the end of your shift. In the event of an emergency, it is impossible to leave this God-forsaken place , so you will have to work out your contract without the right to make a mistake. |
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10-29-2024, 10:37 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:98 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,741 Mentioned: 7 Post(s) Quoted: 4605 Post(s)
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Re: Antarctica Job
I took one of those jobs. Then, as soon as I got there, I LEFT and went to Tahiti. When they call about where I am, I give them an approximate location, tell them I'm really working hard, and things are going well. When they want pics, I stick my cell phone in a dark closet, and start clicking away. How the fuck are they going to check on me? They can't tell me I'm not doing anything, because they can't see a fucking thing! I'm still collecting checks, and laying on the beach, being blown by a 20 year old chick I hired for $30 a week to be my maid and succubus, in the best sense of the words. VIVA remote work! |
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11-25-2024, 08:04 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:98 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,741 Mentioned: 7 Post(s) Quoted: 4605 Post(s)
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Re: Antarctica Job
Just head south. When you get there, tell them you are MY replacement. If they dispute it, tell them to go outside and check on me if they don't believe you. Enjoy the huge paycheck, dude! Let me know how it works out! The beach is working out real well. I found out last week she likes spankings, too, so now she's naughty all the time! I can hardly keep up! |