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The age old battle between toy cop and annoying teenager, security guard does the skater dirty
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Re: 1Skateboarder1SecurityGuard

You have to keep skaters off our property as if anyone were to fall and hurt themselves, we could be liable.
He broke 3 ribs.
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Re: 1Skateboarder1SecurityGuard

You have to keep skaters off our property as if anyone were to fall and hurt themselves, we could be liable.
He broke 3 ribs.

That would hurt so much, breaking ribs is no fun, I did it when I was run over by a car when I was a teenager.

Was brutal.
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dick move, mall cop.
yanni would love it.
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Kids gotta learn one way or another.
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No excuse for that. Just kids on skateboards FCS.
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I'd venture that the odds are better than 50% that that would've been the outcome anyway, y'know?
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He learn't the hard way, fuck off means fuck off.
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