I'll make the listing kind of like...
For Sale! 1 Gallon Zip Lock bags full of my shit! Want corn in it? I can do that! How about extra veggies? Red Bell Peppers? You can have that too! Only one order per 24 hours however if illness strikes I'll run a special on diarrhea. Extra charge if my hemmorhoids flare up and you get blood in it.
How much for some passed indian food fecal matter?
