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● 04-06-2014, 09:50 PM
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Safty is Urs if U Stay on That Side .....

This man jumped over the safety fences and into the lion pen in a German zoo. The three lions that lived there - being lions - killed him and spent some time brushing up on their Lion Skills. It was never found out if he did this to commit 'suicide by lion' or somehow thought they were docile enough to approached like big Kitty Cats. It took zoo keepers 3 hours to contain the lions and get the body.Hopefully they didn't punish the lions.
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Re: Safty is Urs if U Stay on That Side .....

Here kitty kitty...down! That's a bad kitty! You play nice!
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Re: Safty is Urs if U Stay on That Side .....

Well, that's an interesting position he is in
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What an idiot
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Re: Safty is Urs if U Stay on That Side .....

I'm guessing that the lions didn't undress him...so I'd be guessing that it was suicide by lion. Germans and their lion feteshes.
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Re: Safty is Urs if U Stay on That Side .....

Hope he was dead before they started to eat him
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Re: Safty is Urs if U Stay on That Side .....

Sheesh, kitty's wanted his bratwurst pretty bad
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Dreuwwwwggggggsssss!
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Weird.
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He just wanted some pussy
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