[iflewaway]

'tryna stick two cd's in the same slot'

[Jere]

[FunkPumpkin]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

I knew some guy would try the other vagina! Probably some sick pedophile fantasy going on.

I don't like to bash men because I love them, so in fairness to them, anyone who saw the movie, "Freaks," knows of, "The Human Caterpillar, Prince Randian."

Just found out he wrapped himself tightly for his act, but, he married, "Princess Sarah," and fathered four daughters and a son.

Didn't realize he had more of a torso until now. I knew of the wife and children. And what a handsome woman the wife was!

Randian, (whose birth name is unknown), was born with no arms or legs in Demerara, British Guiana, in 1871. He was a Hindu and spoke Hindi, English, French, and German. He and his wife lived at 174 Water Street, Paterson, New Jersey, until his death in New York City, on December 19, 1934, at 63.

Looking at this guy makes me want to start telling "limbless man" jokes like, "What do you call a limbless man in swimming pool? Bob." *groan*

[Ninjavandal]

Perhaps one or the both of her parents worked with radium.

[Mongolian60]

Double Virgin how lucky could the doctor be

[Wren]

When one vag isn't enough anymore...

[Bletch]

Horrific

[kbt3168]

Gives new meaning to phrase “get a little strange”

[icehole]

hurray married once, get 2 virgins

if she was a virgin of course

[eldiano]

Did she have two anuses? How did that work