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03-20-2026, 10:46 PM
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Re: A Fowl Death
I wonder which came first?
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03-21-2026, 12:06 PM
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Re: A Fowl Death
If my penis was covered in feathers, I suspect I'd end up a chicken fucker too. I mean, what else ya gonna do?
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03-22-2026, 03:25 AM
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Re: A Fowl Death
...plunged down on the "couple"...  |
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03-28-2026, 04:06 AM
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Re: A Fowl Death
I don't know about you , but that boy over there looks sexually frustrated. I don't approve of chicken fuckin!
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04-25-2026, 11:49 AM
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Re: A Fowl Death
You hear what he called me, boss?! I ain't no fuckin chickenfucker! .... We ain't buying chickens from here ever again |
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06-09-2026, 08:17 PM
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Re: A Fowl Death
This is funny as hell! I had a cousin once who used to fuck his dads cows. The problem was, the cows were hard to hold still and the "entrance" to high so the only thing he could do was shoot them first. My uncle couldn't figure out who the fuck was shooting his cows, so he talked to the local game warden, and they set up a sting. Imagine their surprise when into the pasture walks his only begotten son carrying a rifle and he shot one of the young cows in the head and started shucking his britches down and on his knees, he went! Uncle lost his shit and almost shot my cousin! If not for the game warden I would not have a cousin!! Uncle sent him away for about 4 years nobody knew where he was!! Seems like god might have been a little early with the flood!! 
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