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Ernest Defort And His Parasitic Twin

Ernest Defort had a parasitic twin that he called Lester. After a short sideshow career that ended in the 1940s, Ernest got surgeons to remove his other half. He worked in a bank for the rest of his life.
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Re: Ernest Defort And His Parasitic Twin

his mother must have got into a car accident when she was pregnant
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Re: Ernest Defort And His Parasitic Twin

I'm glad the surgeons succeeded.
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Re: Ernest Defort And His Parasitic Twin

his mother must have got into a car accident when she was pregnant
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Re: Ernest Defort And His Parasitic Twin

I'm imagining that twin farting

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Re: Ernest Defort And His Parasitic Twin


Good. I didn't get that one either.
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Re: Ernest Defort And His Parasitic Twin

There was a recent case in India, I believe it was. Looks nearly identical, but, the man from India was older.

Ernest's twin is less formed that the other guy's.
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Re: Ernest Defort And His Parasitic Twin

He's just lucky that the twin didn't have a functioning asshole.

Seriously could you imagine talking to a chick and then BooM! Explosive Diarrhea.
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Re: Ernest Defort And His Parasitic Twin

Good. I didn't get that one either.
i was thinking she was pregnant with twins and the two got joined. i was in a stupid mood that nite
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