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Re: Bernadette Soubirous of Lourdes

I'd hit it.
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Although I wouldn't hit it, great post.
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Re: Bernadette Soubirous of Lourdes

"...the toenails were still intact (one of them was torn off when the corpse was washed)...."
"The stomach had caved in and was taut like the rest of the body. It sounded like cardboard when struck...."
Did they exhume her to examine her or to beat her up?
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"At the request of the Bishop of Nevers I detached and removed the rear section of the fifth and sixth right ribs as relics... I also took a piece of the diaphragm and the liver beneath it as relics... I also removed the two patella bones
THEY KNEECAPPED HER!

...to which the skin clung and which were covered with more clinging calcium matter. Finally, I removed the muscle fragments right and left from the outsides of the thighs.

"I would have liked to open the left side of the thorax to take the ribs as relics and then remove the heart which I am certain must have survived. ...As the Mother Superior had expressed a desire for the Saint's heart to be kept together with the whole body, and as Monsignor the Bishop did not insist, I gave up the idea of opening the left-hand side of the thorax and contented myself with removing the two right ribs which were more accessible."
...HOPEFULLY THEY STOP EXHUMING THE BODY FOR RELICS.
"...the toenails were still intact (one of them was torn off when the corpse was washed)...."
"The stomach had caved in and was taut like the rest of the body. It sounded like cardboard when struck...."
Did they exhume her to examine her or to beat her up?
WTF?!...I hope they had fun ravaging and dismembering their "Saint" - Sounds more like the "trophies" murderers take from their victims rather than a tribute to a Saint.

Maybe they cast the kneecaps and hung them on chains. Maybe there are people in France dressed like this now. Hell I think I saw Flava Flav sporting one the other day.
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Re: Bernadette Soubirous of Lourdes

Moreover, this gets me thinking...

Maybe they'll cut off my penis and bronze it and place it on an altar somewhere...maybe they'll even make bronze miniatures out of it and put them on keychains and you might hear a conversation like this one day...

"Man I failed that test."
"Did you have mIR's lucky phallus with you?"

"No."
"You really should carry his cock around more. You'd have performed better with it and you would have had the balls to ask Lisa out."


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God I need some coffee and I need to quit posting before I'm fully awake...

Friggin' weird thread altogether.
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Re: Bernadette Soubirous of Lourdes

Very astounding and beautiul info. Thanks for sharing
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Re: Bernadette Soubirous of Lourdes

Wow, what an extensive info and beautiful pics
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Re: Bernadette Soubirous of Lourdes

Uh huh. Prayer, penance, poverty and church? What an agenda!
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Re: Bernadette Soubirous of Lourdes

She looks so peaceful and beautiful. Similar to the "Sleeping Beauty" child.


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