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Artie Atherton - Skeleton Dude

Arthur Moll, who took the stage name Artie Atherton, was born in Saginaw, Michigan on January 30, 1890, weighing just two pounds at birth. Until the age of six, he had to be carried around on a pillow, as he was too frail to walk; he graduated to a wheelchair between the ages of six and ten, and then walked on crutches till the age of 17. He joined the Barnum and Baily Circus in 1909 and held a job as a newspaper reporter in Chicago during the off-season. He worked as a talker for the circus as well as a freak, and styled himself as "The Skeleton Dude", after the famously dapper James Coffey.
Artie gave his statistics (no doubt exaggerated) as follows: he weighed 38 pounds and measured 3 ½ inches around the biceps, 16 inches around the waist, 6 ¼ inches around the thigh, and wore size 3 shoes and size 6 gloves. There was no pathological reason for his size, he claimed; he was merely "small boned". He never felt ill and ate three square meals a day.

Artie married a circus snake charmer, Blanche Buckley, and the couple had two average-weight children: Mary Adelaide, born in 1913, and Harold, born in 1915. Harold weighed 12 pounds at birth; Adelaide weight nine. At the age of three and a half, Adelaide was entered in – and won – a "Perfect Baby" contest in New York City. Her "perfection" ran counter to the pro-eugenics attitudes that were prevalent in the 1910s – her father was a show freak, hardly what eugenicists considered a "fit" specimen, yet he had managed to produce two "ideal" children.

Sadly, Artie came to an early end while visiting Pontiac, Michigan, in July of 1920. He was hit by a car while crossing the street and died of his injuries.
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Re: Artie Atherton - Skeleton Dude

Didn't know they had the word 'dude' back then!!
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Didn't know they had the word 'dude' back then!!
Me too....lmao
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If they would have had a McDonalds back then.... then he wouldn't be half as famous
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Re: Artie Atherton - Skeleton Dude

Ohh, so I'm just gonna say, I wonder if his ding dong was the size of a pencil
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I wonder what his wife must have thought when he was laying next to her and poked her saying, honey I have a boner!
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nice post
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very interesting. Thanks for that.
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who the fuck gets hit by a car in the 20s
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Re: Artie Atherton - Skeleton Dude

He looks like Mr. Mackey mmmkayyy


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