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05-29-2012, 09:24 AM
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Zombie Appocalypse is Coming

Well, I do believe Hollywood and Boston aren't in Florida.

However, you've put together a list of interesting things that some people might take to be the start of a zombie apocalypse.
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He just had his cornrows too tight.
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Makes a great film plot!
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Re: Zombie Appocalypse is Coming

Both America and the UK are fucked.

UK: We have castles but not much weaponry unless we get ahold of the ancient weapons of old, like maces etc.

US: You have plenty of weaponry but too many fatty zombies blocking your way and no castles.

I say we do a trade. We offer you rent in our castles, you bring your guns and Texan BBQ skills.

Leave the fatties behind.
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Re: Zombie Appocalypse is Coming

Both America and the UK are fucked.

UK: We have castles but not much weaponry unless we get ahold of the ancient weapons of old, like maces etc.

US: You have plenty of weaponry but too many fatty zombies blocking your way and no castles.

I say we do a trade. We offer you rent in our castles, you bring your guns and Texan BBQ skills.

Leave the fatties behind.
For the most part the no fatties are easy. They're not very nimble and generally speaking they can't swim for shit. However, there are a very select few that are quite nimble, are strong as fuck and are funny as hell. They're coming over. Trust me, you will not be disappointed. They aren't the lazy well-fare or the equally lazy rich fatty type I think you're referring to.

The Weapons for Castles part i like, this really makes sense for both sides!

Y'all throw in some cold beer and let us bring American Football and maybe some Baseball, not shitting on Soccer or anything but BBQ skills don't come cheap. I think we could really make this work.
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Re: Zombie Appocalypse is Coming

I knew it was more than cocaine. LSD would make sense.

We had a big perp attack a policeman last week. Didn't hear the toxicology results yet, but, six shots and a taser couldn't stop him!

THC also makes people act like humans and they have super human strength.
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Re: Zombie Appocalypse is Coming

THC also makes people act like humans and they have super human strength.
LOOOL, I WISH!!
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Re: Zombie Appocalypse is Coming

Doesn't matter if you have fatty Texans or not....we all have guns and we all shoot to kill

Bring on the zombie apocalypse
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dude fuck you I'm fucking scared
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Re: Zombie Appocalypse is Coming

this should go in topics of interest.. i'm also interested in how life would turn into "The Terminator" or "the Matrix".. its very interesting to put things into a sequence of events and ponder about the future.

on another note.. i notice braids on the naked zombie and i think to myself.. I didnt know he was black.. really, who expected that??


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