Thought i'd share as it made me laugh 
A cross-dressing man threw a plate of food across a cafe after a customer complained his testicles were showing under his skimpy outfit, a court heard yesterday.
Richard Bentley, 36, told his critic, “I have a right to wear what I like,” before hurling his plate, which just missed hitting a cafe worker on the head in July.
Bentley then locked himself inside a staff area, refusing to come out because he was so upset, Bristol JPs heard.
Prosecuting, Christopher Holland said: “He felt he was being insulted.”
Homeless Bentley, who attended court in a black mini dress, lace tights and furry boots, admitted criminal damage at Wild Goose Cafe in St Paul’s, Bristol.
He will be sentenced later over the charge, plus two unrelated offences.
