World’s Oldest Vacuum Cleaner Still Sucks After 108 Years

Faline · #1 03-05-2012, 08:02 AM

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STILL sucking after 108 years, Harry Cox owns the oldest known working vacuum.

He rescued the cleaner and accessories from a skip at work before it went to a landfill site.

Harry, at 53 less than half the age of his 1904 American *Sturtevant vacuum cleaner No.4, said: “There was a walk-in skip at the factory and I rescued it.

"I like to collect things that are getting thrown away, restore them and give them a new lease of life. It makes me feel good.”

Harry is factory production manager at paper merchant W L Coller of Greater Manchester.

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Despite his enthusiasm for old machines, his wife Jacqueline ignores the heavy, noisy antique and prefers to clean their three-bed semi in Timperley, with a more modern model.

Bill Whitwam, of Leicester, was previously believed to have the oldest working vacuum with a 1929 Hoover Senior.

Viking64 · #2 03-05-2012, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Kelly

Harry, at 53 less than half the age of his 1904 American Sturtevant vacuum cleaner.

Fun math: In 3 years, he will be more than half the age of his 1904 American Sturtevant vacuum cleaner.

**kellyhound** · #3 03-05-2012, 10:42 AM

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Harry is factory production manager at paper merchant W L Coller

That sucks.

Dynamo47 · #4 03-05-2012, 01:29 PM

I would hope that I can find a woman that does the same!

TheHag · #5 03-05-2012, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dynamo47

I would hope that I can find a woman that does the same!

I'm not a dude, so maybe I just don't understand, but I would not want a 108 year old lady sucking on my knob.

90 years old, tops.

ices · #6 03-05-2012, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by TheHag

I'm not a dude, so maybe I just don't understand, but I would not want a 108 year old lady sucking on my knob.

90 years old, tops.

Ever had a toothless blowjob?

gaaaaaaaaahhh.../cum

BlueNosePit · #7 03-06-2012, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by TheHag

I'm not a dude, so maybe I just don't understand, but I would not want a 108 year old lady sucking on my knob.

90 years old, tops.

if you were 108 too you wouldnt give a fuck

GanjaLoco · #8 03-06-2012, 04:59 AM

That's what she said?

Stevee · #9 03-06-2012, 07:54 PM

I am nearly 40 and I have always sucked.

DiamondSmiles · #10 03-07-2012, 04:04 AM

That's actually a good ad for the product! I think they stop making things that last too long and replace them with shit!

They did that with my car, but, I still have mine. I'm going on my second 15 years, lol!

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