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05-27-2015, 12:59 PM
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WOMAN TRIES TO AVOID ARREST BY OFFERING TO LICK COP’S BUTT HOLE
In Monroe, Louisiana, a 52-year-old is looking at jail time after offering to tongue the asshole of a police officer to get her out of an assault charge. The Smoking Gun obtained the police report which described Diane Thomas, who, on May 16 at her place of residence, punched her boyfriend in the face several times and then scratched the shit out of him with her fingernails. Corporal Chris Ballard arrived to her home moments after and asked what the problem was. Thomas said that her boyfriend was a “bitch” who “got in her face so [I] beat his ass.” Ballard arrested Thomas under suspicion of assault. Once Ballard began to put Thomas in the back seat of the squad car, Thomas pleaded to let her go because she “has a good job.” Ballard wouldn’t listen. So Thomas took it to the next level. “If you won’t take me to jail I will get on my knees right now,” Thomas appealed. “Officer, I will even lick your butt hole.” Ballard did not take up Thomas on the butthole-licking offer and thus arrested her for felony public bribery. http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/2498...to-avoid-jail/  · |
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05-27-2015, 01:54 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:7 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,533
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Re: WOMAN TRIES TO AVOID ARREST BY OFFERING TO LICK COP’S BUTT HOLE
I have heard that butt hole surfers are not nice people, it seems they were right...  |
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05-27-2015, 05:00 PM
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Re: WOMAN TRIES TO AVOID ARREST BY OFFERING TO LICK COP’S BUTT HOLE
Maybe she should have offered a B.J instead.
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05-27-2015, 06:55 PM
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Re: WOMAN TRIES TO AVOID ARREST BY OFFERING TO LICK COP’S BUTT HOLE
I doubt she was serious. She looks like she's trying not to laugh in the mugshot.
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05-27-2015, 07:25 PM
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Re: WOMAN TRIES TO AVOID ARREST BY OFFERING TO LICK COP’S BUTT HOLE
Jury duty anyone?
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05-28-2015, 10:57 AM
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Re: WOMAN TRIES TO AVOID ARREST BY OFFERING TO LICK COP’S BUTT HOLE
Some guys get all the luck.
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05-28-2015, 01:48 PM
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Re: WOMAN TRIES TO AVOID ARREST BY OFFERING TO LICK COP’S BUTT HOLE
ohh yukk  |
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05-28-2015, 04:20 PM
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Re: WOMAN TRIES TO AVOID ARREST BY OFFERING TO LICK COP’S BUTT HOLE
She looks like my neighbor who is only nice when she wants something.  |
