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Old 08-13-2016, 03:24 AM
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Re: Woman Tells Police a Pokemon Raped Her.

Frankly, if anyone comes up with that sort of report to the cops, they should have free range to just put a bullet in them. We don't need more crazies out there...

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Old 08-14-2016, 05:40 PM
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Re: Woman Tells Police a Pokemon Raped Her.

Reminds me of the old X-files where a bunch of woman claimed to be impregnated by Luke Skywalker.

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Old 09-01-2016, 11:48 PM
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All this victim blaming...

You misogynists make me sick.
Victim of what?!?!? Being stupid?

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Old 09-01-2016, 11:50 PM
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Re: Woman Tells Police a Pokemon Raped Her.

A Pokemon flipped me the bird. I'm suing the Pokemon Co, or whoever it is that released these menaces on society!

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Old 09-18-2016, 02:30 PM
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Re: Woman Tells Police a Pokemon Raped Her.

Something Poked her mons

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Old 09-22-2016, 06:45 AM
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Re: Woman Tells Police a Pokemon Raped Her.

That poor woman...sexually assaulted by a Pokemon, then victimized again and silenced by the people that are supposed to protect her! I don't know if I'm more upset about the law enforcement officers taking bribes to look the other way on Pokemon related sex crimes (everyone knows they're on the rise), the voyeuristic husband that drugged and pimped out his already confused wife for a cheap thrill, or the opportunistic psychic that failed to warn this women in advanced knowing what the husband was planning and knowing he would be paid to not help the man's wife.

Thankfully someone leaked a graphic cell phone image of the assault in progress, and while the picture itself is a little blurry and the color filter seems to be a little off (almost cartoonish), there's no mistaking what's going on. It clearly shows the offender caught in sexual rapture while the victim's husband seems to be internally struggling with his sexuality, and his wife trying to escape in vain. I'm just curious as to who or what took the picture, and why was it leaked? My money is on the psychic. The bastard was probably feeling guilty.


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Old 09-25-2016, 04:16 AM
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Re: Woman Tells Police a Pokemon Raped Her.

I saw a porn clip where a Pokemon Go character got their hoo-hah thoroughly pounded. Looks like they're now fucking us back.

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Old 09-28-2016, 07:17 PM
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"Police dismissed her claims and told her to seek psychiatric help."

lmao

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Im thinking about a "porn hub go" app.

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Old 10-09-2016, 11:39 AM
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Re: Woman Tells Police a Pokemon Raped Her.

She's probably pregnant with a Pikachu...

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