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04-05-2012, 01:58 AM
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Re: Woman Marries Herself to Prove She Doesn’t Need a Husband to Be Happy
No need. You'll marry me and my man-abs and I will marry your boobies. Your nipples will wear mini-Bridesmaid's dresses and you shall be happy forever.
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04-06-2012, 07:06 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 94,951
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Re: Woman Marries Herself to Prove She Doesn’t Need a Husband to Be Happy
gonna be a cheap wedding. only one side of the family present and 1 ring to buy.  waiting for some guy now who will marry his right hand. cheating with his left hand will end in divorce. |
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04-06-2012, 07:16 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:6 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,591
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Re: Woman Marries Herself to Prove She Doesn’t Need a Husband to Be Happy
What if I jilted myself at the altar?
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