[invertigo]

Hey, look at me everybody! I'm anthropomorphizing structures for sexual gratification! Don't you want to pay me a big, fat stack of greenbacks for an exclusive interview?

[Shakey]

I think Bruce is actually a Bull-****.

[Spiffyfable]

Their Doctors need to Up the Dosage

[Blewvane]

This has set a precedent that will cause problems in the future, just wait and see.

[DiamondSmiles]

Well, I guess Bruce can stay up forever!

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by Kanda444 ↗

some serious mental illness is present when you start trying to fuck towers and fences, i'm thinking...

I could see a tower being a phallic symbol, but, fences and ferris wheels, not so much

However, I am not a professional in this area

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by Kanda444 ↗

it's funny that nobody seems to think this is an issue when it's a dude and his car granted, most dudes dont marry and fuck their cars but let's be honest... they want to.

There was a guy fucking someone else's gas tank on some reality show a few months back.

And one humping the front of a car...

[ralucagymnast]

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

that's a weird mental condition lol

I think you mean "thats a weird METAL conditon"

[DiamondSmiles]

Some people say, "All the good men and women are taken..."

[Flaka]

This is fucking ridiculous.