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Old 01-27-2015, 09:26 AM
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Old 01-27-2015, 12:45 PM
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Re: Woman Finds Dead Mouse in Her Bag of Tesco Popcorn

“I have been throwing up for the last few days since I found it and have hardly been able to eat anything."

Translation: "I'll need a check"

“I feel so sick, so sick to the stomach to think I made a bowl of popcorn from this bag.My son feels the same. We are traumatised.”

Translation: "Make that a BIG check!"

“I’ve been unable to touch anything else that was in the cupboard alongside this packet and I will have to throw it all out when I find the courage. I can never eat popcorn again.”

Translation: "Would you believe the biggest fucking check you've EVER written!"

I swear, when did the brits become such pussies? They lived through two world wars, had the shit bombed out of 'em by the Nazi's and didn't whine this much?

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Old 01-27-2015, 01:24 PM
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Re: Woman Finds Dead Mouse in Her Bag of Tesco Popcorn

I found a couple flies in one of these when I was a boy I was fine.

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