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Old 06-24-2011, 06:11 PM
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Re: Woman Dies of Heart Attack Caused by Shock of Waking Up at Her Own Funeral

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In Soviet Russia, funerals kill you!

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Old 06-24-2011, 07:18 PM
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Re: Woman Dies of Heart Attack Caused by Shock of Waking Up at Her Own Funeral

How does this even happen... Like, I dont... My brain just exploded. They didn't do apparently anything to her dead body, and it must have been a really quick funeral. Wow...

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Re: Woman Dies of Heart Attack Caused by Shock of Waking Up at Her Own Funeral

At least they weren't cremating her.

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At least they weren't cremating her.
hahaha

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Re: Woman Dies of Heart Attack Caused by Shock of Waking Up at Her Own Funeral

i smell bull shit!

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Re: Woman Dies of Heart Attack Caused by Shock of Waking Up at Her Own Funeral

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so.. what happened to embalming and all that other stuff? they dont do that in russia?
yeah! what's the deal with that???

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Re: Woman Dies of Heart Attack Caused by Shock of Waking Up at Her Own Funeral

The very definition of irony.

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Re: Woman Dies of Heart Attack Caused by Shock of Waking Up at Her Own Funeral

my biggest fear of all time is being declared dead but being alive and not being able to say anything then getting buried !! fuck that just burn me up

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Old 06-28-2011, 01:55 PM
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Re: Woman Dies of Heart Attack Caused by Shock of Waking Up at Her Own Funeral

That is unfortunate and funny + =

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