Woman ‘catfishes’ Facebook-happy Niece and Uncovers Terrifying Plot

Darkest Angel · #11 06-12-2014, 05:09 PM

Saw this family love fest on facebook. Stupid girl.

So what's catfishing?
Murder for hire?

OhJstFkOffAlrdy · #12 06-12-2014, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 30564U

Holy crap, but that's funny. She does look a little dazed...they must've arrested her at noon and woke her up.

She looks stupidly guilty. That's the face of someone who knows that there's no way in hell they're getting away with it, so they don't even bother trying to look innocent?

invertigo · #13 06-12-2014, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Metal Mike

She looks stupidly guilty. That's the face of someone who knows that there's no way in hell they're getting away with it, so they don't even bother trying to look innocent?

I don't know how you can focus on her face. I can't look past that absurd lopsided roadkill weave-thing hair cut. Talk about a distracting 'do, it looks like her head is going to take flight

Megamel29 · #14 06-13-2014, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Darkest Angel

Saw this family love fest on facebook. Stupid girl.

So what's catfishing?
Murder for hire?

Catfishing is like using a false identity to trick someone. There is a show called Catfish where a guy helps people bust someone for using a false identity or lying about something. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catfish:_The_TV_Show

rapeWhistle · #15 06-13-2014, 04:22 AM

At any given moment you can go on Craigslist and find some chick this age, and even older in some cases, that are willing to 'hang out' with you if you'll pay their phone bill. Say what you will about this generation, but if you're selling your pussy to pay for a smartphone you might be addicted.

TheVrist · #16 06-13-2014, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by rapeWhistle

At any given moment you can go on Craigslist and find some chick this age, and even older in some cases, that are willing to 'hang out' with you if you'll pay their phone bill. Say what you will about this generation, but if you're selling your pussy to pay for a smartphone you might be addicted.

Girl just this past week murdered her mother, motive was her mother took away her smartphone.

Pyramid_Head · #17 06-13-2014, 02:06 PM

Damn, that is one ugly girl.

Oswald2001 · #18 06-13-2014, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Metal Mike

She looks stupidly guilty. That's the face of someone who knows that there's no way in hell they're getting away with it, so they don't even bother trying to look innocent?

You don't realize that she has the Ghetto Secret Weapon.

"Ah din doo nuffin'!"

Blu · #19 06-13-2014, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyramid_Head

Damn, that is one ugly girl.

On the outside AND inside.

el_topo · #20 06-15-2014, 01:49 AM

Yeah I came up with 3 of the best fake profiles to catfish bitches. The first is T-Bone Mendez, Ernie Hustle, and Thaddeus Bach

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