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Old 01-26-2011, 10:05 AM
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Woman: Sex Toy Attack Was Self Defense

Updated: Tuesday, 25 Jan 2011, 4:19 PM CST
Published : Tuesday, 25 Jan 2011, 4:19 PM CST

(NewsCore) - An Illinois woman who was arrested after allegedly attacking a police officer with a sex toy said Tuesday she was acting in self-defense, Trib Local reported.

Carolee Bildsten, 57, was arrested in December for failing to appear at a hearing regarding the November incident. She had allegedly charged toward an officer with a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” when the officer went to Bildsten’s apartment after she was accused of skipping out on a restaurant tab.

Employees at Joe’s Crab Shack in Gurnee, located in the Chicago metropolitan area, said Bildsten left the restaurant without paying for a second time. But Bildsten said in an interview Tuesday that she had mistakenly left her credit card at home because she “wanted to travel light” that night.

She said she told the bartender she would retrieve the money at her home and return to pay her bill. Admittedly intoxicated and suffering from a broken foot, Bildsten began walking to her apartment, but tripped and fell on her way home, Trib Local reported.

The officer involved in the incident first encountered Bildsten lying in the grass. Bildsten said he was “kind enough to take me home,” so she could retrieve her wallet.

According to a police report, once home, Bildsten reached into a dresser drawer for what the officer believed was money to pay the bill, but instead pulled out the sex toy and charged toward the officer. The officer deflected the attack with his hand and was not injured.

But Bildsten told Trib Local Tuesday that she became “a little bit afraid” when the officer came to her apartment. She said she had recently read a news article about an officer who was convicted of sexual assault.

“I got scared. And the only thing in my sock drawer besides my socks and my cash was a dildo,” she said.

Bildsten denied she attacked the officer, saying she only “instinctively raised it up in a defensive move.”

Bildsten, who said she sent a money order the next day to Joe’s Crab Shack to cover her tab, intends to plead not guilty to aggravated assault at a hearing Thursday at the Lake County courthouse in Waukegan.
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I bet he got made fun of back at the station
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Old 01-26-2011, 10:12 AM
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She's so full of lies, she can't get her story straight. She's a loony. Need to put her on a funny farm for a year or two.
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Old 01-26-2011, 10:37 AM
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“clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” Hahaha No! the generic name for it is called Dildo you fucking dildo
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Old 01-26-2011, 10:40 AM
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Old 01-26-2011, 11:43 AM
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Old 01-26-2011, 11:55 AM
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I'd love to know how the cop told the story to his wife.........

"I'm telling you darling, she pulled out the largest clear, rigid feminine pleasure device that I have ever seen"

He should be thankful she didn't get out the black one
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I bet he got a BUZZ out of that.
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Bwahahahahaha!!!!!

A buzz out of it?!!!

I wonder if his wife laughed. I don't think I could tell or hear a story like that without laughing uncontrollably.
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