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09-12-2014, 06:45 PM
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 ★The Queen★ Poster Rank:68 Female Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 23,461
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Woman Arrested Trying to Eat Victim's Face, Claims She Was Playing"Zombie Game"
September 10, 2014 by Leslie Simon Turns out the, “Walking Dead,” isn’t just a TV series. Zombies actually stroll among us—at least that’s what one suspect claims. The blood-sucking incident happened in Lakeside, Oregon, early Monday when Jessica Rocha broke into a home on the coast, pushed a woman down the stairs, pulled her hair and bit her face. Rocha told the victim she was playing, “the zombie game,” but authorities have no explanation for the reference, other than the suspect was likely drunk and/or high at the time of the attack. Bath salts, perhaps? According to reports, “Deputies also speculate she may have been influenced by a scarecrow contest in the area.” Whatever that means. Rocha is currently being held on $77,500 bail and will be arraigned Monday on several charges, including assault. Local police are still awaiting comment from the scarecrow community about their possible involvement in, “the zombie game.” We can’t believe we just wrote that last sentence.  · |
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09-12-2014, 09:03 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:190 Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 8,101 8,101Posts 10,556Thanked 4,490Quoted 18Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Woman Arrested Trying to Eat Victim's Face, Claims She Was Playing"Zombie Game"
"Local police are still awaiting comment from the scarecrow community about their possible involvement in, “the zombie game.” "  |
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09-13-2014, 04:44 AM
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 I POOP ON U Poster Rank:130 Female Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 12,641
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Re: Woman Arrested Trying to Eat Victim's Face, Claims She Was Playing"Zombie Game"
Definitely looks like one
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09-13-2014, 09:01 AM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:95 Male Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 16,976 16,976Posts 25,195Thanked 1,904Quoted 9Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Woman Arrested Trying to Eat Victim's Face, Claims She Was Playing"Zombie Game"
People gotta eat right?  |
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09-14-2014, 10:23 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:460 male Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 2,423 2,423Posts 2,127Thanked 462Quoted 7Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Woman Arrested Trying to Eat Victim's Face, Claims She Was Playing"Zombie Game"
She looks like an orc from the LOTR cartoons...
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09-15-2014, 08:01 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 97,040
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Re: Woman Arrested Trying to Eat Victim's Face, Claims She Was Playing"Zombie Game"
should treat her like a real zombie.
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09-15-2014, 06:44 PM
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 FAUST IS A CREEPY MAN Poster Rank:102 what if I turn up with 2 coffees to go ? Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 15,996 15,996Posts 15,677Thanked 8,020Quoted 64Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Woman Arrested Trying to Eat Victim's Face, Claims She Was Playing"Zombie Game"
If as police suggest, she may have been influenced by a scarecrow contest, then it's high time the law was changed to clamp down on scarecrowery. Also, it should be an offence to drive a car whilst under the influence of a scarecrow as this case proves how seriously they can affect a person's judgement. I never heard of an airline pilot making a scarecrow during a flight, because they are highly trained and are more aware of the dangers than most people. |
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09-15-2014, 09:21 PM
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| ★The Queen★ Poster Rank:68 Female Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 23,461
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Re: Woman Arrested Trying to Eat Victim's Face, Claims She Was Playing"Zombie Game"
This entire post is great!  Scarecrowery! Love it! |
