Where The Fuck Is My Mac And Cheese?!

[bdjackass318]

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Looks like this guy wasn't using his noodle.

Randy Zipperer, 49, is accused of stabbing his younger brother following an argument about missing macaroni and cheese.

A witness told deputies in Volusia County, Fla. that Randy and his brother, 47-year-old Edward Zipperer, started arguing over Randy's missing macaroni and cheese, the Daytona Beach News-Journal reported. His younger brother helped him look, but during the mac-hunt, Edward knocked over a beer Randy had been drinking.

The spill allegedly made Randy even angrier, and deputies say he began waving around a knife that wound up inserted in his brother's stomach.

When deputies arrived, Edward had a small puncture wound in his abdomen. Investigators noted a trail of blood between the kitchen and bedroom, according to Click Orlando.

Randy allegedly admitted that "I poked him a little with the knife, but I didn't mean to."

He has been charged with aggravated battery and obstructing an officer without violence.

[knuggy]

yay Florida

[dirty ike]

Wonder if he will get his mac & cheese in lockup? Maybe just a little poke now and then.

[Azimuth]

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[ldelgadillo]

things were cool until the beer was knocked over

[clndstn46]

Ugh
Welcome to Florida

[mpcronin]

[kellyhound]

[ldelgadillo]

Originally Posted by clndstn46

Ugh
Welcome to Florida

, I've lived here 26 years and there is nothing wrong with me, except I look at bloody, gory dead body pics and I am not repulsed. [the nose and eye maggots do gross me out though]

[diamondsmiles]

Originally Posted by ldelgadillo

, I've lived here 26 years and there is nothing wrong with me, except I look at bloody, gory dead body pics and I am not repulsed. [the nose and eye maggots do gross me out though]

Things with eyes creep me out and I can't watch child abuse